The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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