it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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