she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
