Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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