Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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