going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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