What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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