Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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