But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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