i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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