So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Randomize