She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
