he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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