Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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