Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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