ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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