the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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