I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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