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We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?

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(252): We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that? http://tfl.nu/z9q7

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Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.

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(816): Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm. http://tfl.nu/bk02

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i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them

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(704): i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them http://tfl.nu/p2ze

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Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward

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(303): Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward http://tfl.nu/vm30

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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.

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(314): I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore. http://tfl.nu/n30o

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(213): View more from California

Her brother is deaf.

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no wonder she was so good with her hands

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(213): Her brother is deaf. (214): no wonder she was so good with her hands http://tfl.nu/zbzq

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"

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(701): I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?" http://tfl.nu/cr38

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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.

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(770): I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried. http://tfl.nu/6wir

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I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack

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(217): I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack http://tfl.nu/dmpk

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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!

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(610): Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans! http://tfl.nu/q5t9

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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.

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(407): you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations. http://tfl.nu/xedp

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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume

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(703): Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume http://tfl.nu/akez

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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.

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(406): We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned. http://tfl.nu/5o0t

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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.

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(907): Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy. http://tfl.nu/fd5d

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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.

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(515): We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high. http://tfl.nu/7iqu

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