the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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