i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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