so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The best revenge is premature balding
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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