Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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