He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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