Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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