can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
DRUNK COOKIES
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