I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
You don't make any sense
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