the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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