Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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