I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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