Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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