I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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