There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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