This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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