she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet