Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
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Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.