Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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