Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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