Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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