escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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