Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
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