party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
Randomize
