take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
be right there i have to get my cape
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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