That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
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Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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