Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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