somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Randomize
