They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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