i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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