I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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