She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Randomize
