Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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