I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Text me some of your sweat
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