i can't believe i had my finger in that
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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