Me too!
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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