Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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