I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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